So almost two years ago I was on an insanely turbulent flight to Denver that affected me in a huge way and quickly turned me into a nervous flier. Like, super nervous.

Today I was flying out of Detroit to San Francisco and the weather turned and things got bumpy. After I spent a few minutes clinging to my seat, my dad slipped me a Xanax.

I don’t know how I ever survived air travel before Xanax. I don’t know how I got through most of my life without Xanax.

I got to watch Full House during my flight today so I guess Delta isn’t all bad.

I got to watch Full House during my flight today so I guess Delta isn’t all bad.

This airport tunnel is currently the only worthwhile thing to see in Detroit. (at Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport (DTW))

This airport tunnel is currently the only worthwhile thing to see in Detroit. (at Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport (DTW))

A corned beef sandwich and a chocolate phosphate. Perfect. (at Jack’s Deli & Restaurant)

A corned beef sandwich and a chocolate phosphate. Perfect. (at Jack’s Deli & Restaurant)

popculturebrain:

Watch: John Mayer debuts “Paper Doll” with some prancercising. 

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He pulls this shit like once every couple months. Look, if you love Kanye, that’s fine. Whatever. Don’t try and tell me that he’s the Prince of our generation when Prince is still alive and being the Prince of our generation, But I’m fucking done arguing with him.

He pulls this shit like once every couple months. Look, if you love Kanye, that’s fine. Whatever. Don’t try and tell me that he’s the Prince of our generation when Prince is still alive and being the Prince of our generation, But I’m fucking done arguing with him.

I strongly suspect that due to high demand, the focus on “Girl Meets World” will shift from the main character to some of the “breakout” supporting characters, namely everyone that was on “Boy Meets World” because 90% of their viewers will be in their mid-to-late twenties. By season four the show will revert back to its original title.

muslimmilf:

i cant believe she tweeted this

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