February 2012
If any more of you talk about the Hunger Games, then I definitely won’t read it because you people won’t shut up about it.
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eatingisavirtue replied to your post: My day, in slightly more detail
you seem to have had an extraordinary amount of cool days in your life and so i’m extraordinarily jealous.
AND THAT IS WHY YOU NEED TO LIVE IN LOS ANGELES ASHLEY.
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My day, in slightly more detail
Arrived at the LA Convention Center
Watched Sergio Mendes perform “Fool On The Hill” way too many times
Eddie Izzard did a fast mic-check that was still a total thrill
Foo Fighters did “Jet” twice, did some weird ten-minute photo-op, then (after hacking through snippets of Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” and Rush’s “Tom Sawyer”) they did...
I touched Paul McCartney's hand.
He was leaving Capitol Records
He rolled down the window to wave.
I touched his hand.
I can die happy now.
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nbb44 replied to your post: Who wants to buy me a ticket to SXSW?
i want to go. they’re premering “Big Easy Express” about the rail road revival tour
ALSO JOHN MAYER IS PLAYING.
JOHN MAYER, NOAH. JOHN MAYER.
JOHN MAYER.
“Sometimes I’ll read music and listen to a book on tape.”
– Steven Wright
Who wants to buy me a ticket to SXSW?
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my hair is getting so long
like 80’s McCartney
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mishapsmakemylife replied to your post: I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
mishapsmakemylife replied to your post: I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
did you use chocolate syrup?!
Of course I did! Hershey’s Original!
I FUCKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
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There isn't a single logically valid, nonreligious...
newsweek:
spytap:
Not one. And if the only argument you have is that your specific religion disapproves, well, that’s not really an argument at all; at least not in this country.
Truth.
“You can see, over and over, people seeing rises in sex hormones — particularly...”
– How Yoga Can Help Your Sex Life (via nprfreshair)
I want to start a Mouse Rat tribute band.
Who’s in?
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iplaydabass replied to your post: master plans
If you befriend the cast of Community…they could use a re-occurring band that plays at all the college events…..just think of the possibilities.
YES. SO MUCH YES.
master plans
plan one:
continue going to the “Shitty Jobs” show at UCB
befriend the already friendly Ben Schwartz
convince him to introduce me to Zooey Deschanel
befriend Zooey Deschanel
plan two:
continue going to the “Shitty Jobs” show at UCB
befriend Donald Glover
convince him to let my roommates and I be the house band for a party thrown at Danny Pudi’s house (even...
evan-g:
My autobiography is going to be called, Public Transportation is full of Assholes
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wilwheaton:
Just so I’m clear: Misogyny in advertising on TV is totally okay. Violence on TV is totally okay. Encouraging people to self-diagnose mental illness on TV is totally okay.
Flipping the bird on TV, though, is totally not okay.
Is that pretty much it?
Okay, that’s what I thought. So, allow me to just say something real quick here, okay?
For fuck’s sake, America, it’s not the 1950s...
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jonah hill put on a little weight
me: he wore a wifebeater and white tights
me: with little christmas tree ankle decorations
me: only gays know where to get those
shannon: that totally screams heterosexual
shannon: without a doubt
shannon: so straight
shannon: the straightest straight in straightsville
shannon: population: this guy
Why does anyone give a shit about what MIA did, at the superbowl or otherwise? Is this really the best use of our collective attention?
Nothing like an hour in Hollywood on a sunday night to make me think that maybe I should devote my life to long-form improvised comedy.
scunted:
don’t follow your dreams follow my blog
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lawyer-and-a-gunn replied to your photo: That time I met Jean Ralphio Ben Schwartz
Thats pretty rad, when did this happen?!
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater LA does a weekly improv show Sundays at 11pm called “Shitty Jobs,” and he’s in the cast. Donald Glover’s usually in it too, but he wasn’t there last night.
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I went to see “Shitty Jobs” at UBC Theater LA tonight and it was INCREDIBLE. I laughed harder than I’ve done in recent memory. Two-thirds of Derrick Comedy was in the show (Donald Glover was unfortunately MIA), as well as Funny or Die contributor Eric Appel, Charlie Sanders, and Parks & Rec’s own maniac, Ben Schwartz.
The first half was tangental, short-form improv...