January 2010
December 2009
WhoaintenseAnimorphsdiscussion. o_O
“There’s a difference between African dancing and African-American dancing.”
There’s no feeling like that of teeth, scraped, poked and picked at by the dentist, followed by copious amounts of Listerine.
Attention all celebrities: If you’re not sure your relationship will last, *don’t* film yourself having sex.
SAVE THE ELEPHANTS: KILL BONO
Bono: Every time I clap my hands, an elephant in Africa dies.
Heckler: Then stop fucking clapping your hands!
There is absolutely no need for Paul Shaffer to lean into the mic every time he laughs.
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Yes, Virginia, Andy Garcia actually WAS born with a conjoined twin.
“I believe that Bob Dylan and James Brown had a baby.”
– Jon Stewart on Bruce Springsteen, at the 2009 Kennedy Center Honors.
Robbed.
So I was robbed on the 50 bus en route to Coliseum BART. I had my phone out and two less-than-gentlemen snatched in on their way out. The bus driver called the cops and I went patrolling in a police car, looking for the culprits. No luck. I filled out an over-extensive report and Rachelle and her dad picked me up. I won’t have a phone until I get home tonight, so don’t text or call me.
I cannot begin to describe how happy she makes me. Thinking about her makes me happy, and thinking about how happy that makes me makes me even happier, and so on. It’s a neverending cycle of happy known commonly as “love.”
Aaaaand Nedward Cullen takes his first (and possibly last) solo of the evening/wayearlymorning.
Just got offstage. After seeming like there was no way out, I found a way out of “One Way Out.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’re gonna try to break a record. We’ve got a...”
– Ed Ivey
I’ll Bop those Kidz in the face.
“KIDZ BOP BEATLES.”
– THE APOCALYPSE
I killed it. Out of the park. Okay version of Mayer’s “Come When I Call,” mindblowing version of his “Out Of My Mind.”
And there absolutely should be a dance police for white people.
People who wear cowboy hats indoors in any state other than Texas should be mauled.
There’s a French guitar player here named Pierre. Je vais pwn him.
The guy at the next table looks like a seriously gay Brian Posehn (Google him, kids). Welcome to the Sausalito Cruising Club.
:D
Rachelle: I can barely contain my happiness!
Jason: Why contain it?
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In the 1880’s South, there was a fundamental difference between saying a guy was “well hung” as opposed to “well hanged.”
jonthecaveman:
walrusgumboot:
“The Beatles 3rd...
Just as 2009 was the year of sweaters, 2010 will be the year or cardigans!
I have a new phone. EnV3. Win.
Happy Chinese Food & A Movie Day, Jews!
“That’s like trying to teach”
– “That’s like trying to teach Anne Frank!” - Garren