R.I.P. Tony Curtis
October 2010
September 2010
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Can we just get rid of Fred Armisen already?
Although my alarm clock says it’s 80 degrees in my room, I’m rather chilly.
My new favorite name for an a cappella band
Rhythm & Jews
I found ‘em on YouTube.
They’re kinda terrible.
But I love the name.
on my throne of porcelain
from behind, a fountain erupts
not of majestic, flowing water
but of feces
and also i didn’t shower today and then it was like 85 degrees so i sweated a lot
and now i smell even worse
a poem by Jason Berk
(902): You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: “I like fear” and “I am fear”
It just occurred to me that I have no idea where my Tré Cool autograph is. I hope it wasn’t in my missing wallet.
My teacher says there’s nothing worse than reading an essay with too much description. Clearly she’s never heard of AIDS.
I’m sitting next to an obese woman who smells like what I can only imagine Ted Kennedy’s autopsy smelled like.
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- remove pants in 85 degree bedroom
- type essay in 85 degree bedroom
- make 85 degree bedroom smell like taint sweat
