February 2011
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Dr. Suess SEUSS.
ZOOEY'S MISCELLANY: POLITE SUGGESTIONS WITH ZOOEY... →
zooeydeschanel:
Dear Alex Chilton and The Box Tops:
I seriously love you guys. I mean you guys rule. You’re a classic band. But I thought you might be able to use a few polite suggestions on purchasing a plane ticket.
1. Demanding a plane ticket can be off putting. “Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane,”…
She is the reason Death Cab’s songs aren’t terribly aggressive. She keeps...
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wow for a second i seriously considered trying to torrent chicken wings.
like real chicken wings.
as a torrent download.
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Girls with the same face in every picture.
badgersottersandllamas:
i-aint-bovvered:
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sometimes i like to inquire things in a mild-to-spectacularly angry fashion.
like my mom got a new candy that trader joes was selling, to which i might reply,
“why the HELL are there gumdrops in my pantry?!”
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January 2011
This is perhaps the greatest song about having your girlfriend released from prison i’ve ever heard.
Reblog if you're a lip biter.
Nicki Minaj is literally one of the worst things I’ve ever listened to.
Nicki Minaj just ruined what was a gr8 SNL Digital Short.
Can someone recommend a good iPod video converter?
Preferably something that can convert a 2-hour film.
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Ned's Declassified: Where Are They Now?
Lindsey Shaw (Moze) is now on the ABC Family “comedy” 10 Things I Hate About You.
Daniel Curtis Lee (Cookie) is now actually black. He’s a rapper or something.
Christian Serratos (Susie Crabgrass) is incredibly hot, a fact that is greatly compromised by her appearances in the Twilight films.
and, of course,
Devon Werkheiser (Ned) is a singer-songwriter of what is...
other Bob Dylans:
John Lennon
Leonard Cohen
Neil Young
Bruce Springsteen
Conor Oberst
that guy from Gaslight Anthem
but not Jakob Dylan
or his fat brother Jesse
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waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait
Melissa Etheridge will be taking over the role of St. Jimmy from Billie Joe Armstrong for a week in February.
Melissa Etheridge. 49-year-old lesbian singer-songwriter Melissa Etheridge.
“Look Through My Window” Melissa Etheridge.
She’ll be taking over the role of rabble-rousing, anti-establishment, drug-addled anti-hero St. Jimmy from the...
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things that went downhill when they became self-aware of their popularity:
myspace
The Office (US)
facebook
Glee
Family Guy
anything related to Napoleon Dynamite except the movie which will remain a beacon of light in this dark dark world.
broadway musicals based on Disney films (The Little Mermaid? Are you fucking serious?)
A virgin girl is always teased by her classmates....
dearleslie:
“I can be like you anytime I want. But no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be like me anymore.”
You tell em.
Because losing your virginity changes you forever and your outlook on life changes dramatically and once you lose your virginity you’re a completely different person.
Or maybe you’re the same person, you’ve just had sex.
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Green Day provides the instrumentation for the American Idiot broadway soundtrack oh thank GOD.
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Woman gets Masters Degree in Beatle Studies →
Forget the degree; I could teach the courses.
DAMN now the hot sauce is covered with signs that say ‘please don’t take them’ even though I was expressly told i could.
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i almost forgot how much i love Barack Obama.
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Not that I’m wishing death on anyone, but it’s really the only acceptable excuse for a transit agency like this; its drivers are dead.
The bus isn’t here yet. The bus driver better be dead or something because I’m not in the mood to deal with AC Transit.
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So I can’t log into my passport on the Peralta site meaning I can’t access my transcript meaning I can’t meet with a counselor at Laney to get me into the stupid Algebra class that I don’t even want to take because I’ll be starting CSUN as a freshman next year so these classes don’t even really count.