sometimes i like to inquire things in a mild-to-spectacularly angry fashion.
like my mom got a new candy that trader joes was selling, to which i might reply,
“why the HELL are there gumdrops in my pantry?!”
This is perhaps the greatest song about having your girlfriend released from prison i’ve ever heard.
Nicki Minaj is literally one of the worst things I’ve ever listened to.
Nicki Minaj just ruined what was a gr8 SNL Digital Short.
Preferably something that can convert a 2-hour film.
Lindsey Shaw (Moze) is now on the ABC Family “comedy” 10 Things I Hate About You.
Daniel Curtis Lee (Cookie) is now actually black. He’s a rapper or something.
Christian Serratos (Susie Crabgrass) is incredibly hot, a fact that is greatly compromised by her appearances in the Twilight films.
and, of course,
Devon Werkheiser (Ned) is a singer-songwriter of what is marginally acceptable as music.
other Bob Dylans:
- John Lennon
- Leonard Cohen
- Neil Young
- Bruce Springsteen
- Conor Oberst
- that guy from Gaslight Anthem
- but not Jakob Dylan
- or his fat brother Jesse