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December 2011

My grammy predictions

(Winner predictions in italics)

Album Of The Year:

 21— Adele

Wasting Light— Foo Fighters

Born This Way— Lady Gaga

Doo-Wops & Hooligans — Bruno Mars

Loud — Rihanna

Record Of The Year:

“Rolling In The Deep” — Adele

“Holocene” — Bon Iver

“Grenade” — Bruno Mars

“The Cave” — Mumford & Sons

“Firework” — Katy Perry

Best New Artist:

The Band Perry

Bon Iver

J. Cole

Nicki Minaj

Skrillex

Song Of The Year:

“All Of The Lights” — Jeff Bhasker, Malik Jones, Warren Trotter & Kanye West, songwriters

(Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie)

“The Cave” — Ted Dwane, Ben Lovett, Marcus Mumford & Country Winston, songwriters (Mumford & Sons)

“Grenade” — Brody Brown, Claude Kelly, Philip Lawrence, Ari Levine, Bruno Mars & Andrew Wyatt,

songwriters (Bruno Mars)

“Holocene” — Justin Vernon, songwriter (Bon Iver)

“Rolling In The Deep” — Adele Adkins & Paul Epworth, songwriters (Adele)

Best Pop Solo Performance

“Someone Like You” — Adele 

“Yoü And I” — Lady Gaga 

“Grenade” — Bruno Mars 

“Firework” — Katy Perry

“F***in’ Perfect” — Pink 

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance:

“Body And Soul” — Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse

“Dearest” — The Black Keys

“Paradise” — Coldplay 

“Pumped Up Kicks” — Foster The People 

“Moves Like Jagger” — Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera 

[I don’t give a shit about Best Dance Performance]

Best Rock Performance:

“Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall” — Coldplay

“Down By The Water” — The Decemberists

“Walk” — Foo Fighters

“The Cave” — Mumford & Sons

“Lotus Flower” — Radiohead

Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance:

“On The Backs Of Angels” — Dream Theater

“White Limo” — Foo Fighters

“Curl Of The Burl”— Mastodon

“Public Enemy No. 1” — Megadeth

“Blood In My Eyes”— Sum 41

Best Rock Album:

Rock ‘N’ Roll Party Honoring Les Paul— Jeff Beck

Wasting Light— Foo Fighters

Come Around Sundown— Kings Of Leon

I’m With You— Red Hot Chili Peppers

The Whole Love— Wilco

Best Alternative Music Album

Bon Iver— Bon Iver

Codes And Keys— Death Cab For Cutie

Torches— Foster The People

Circuital — My Morning Jacket

The King Of Limbs— Radiohead

Best Traditional R&B Performance:

“Sometimes I Cry” — Eric Benét

“Fool For You” — Cee Lo Green & Melanie Fiona

“Radio Message” — R. Kelly

“Good Man” — Raphael Saadiq

“Surrender” — Betty Wright & The Roots

[I don’t give a shit about Best R&B Song, Best Rap/Sung Performance, Best Rap Performance, Best Country Solo Performance, or Best Country Song] 

Best Americana Album:

Emotional Jukebox— Linda Chorney

Pull Up Some Dust And Sit Down— Ry Cooder

Hard Bargain— Emmylou Harris

Ramble At The Ryman— Levon Helm

Blessed— Lucinda Williams

Best Blues Album:

Low Country Blues — Gregg Allman

Roadside Attractions— Marcia Ball

Man In Motion— Warren Haynes

The Reflection — Keb’Mo’

Revelator— Tedeschi Trucks Band

Best Folk Album:

Barton Hollow— The Civil Wars

I’ll Never Get Out Of This World Alive— Steve Earle

Helplessness Blues— Fleet Foxes

Ukulele Songs— Eddie Vedder

The Harrow & The Harvest— Gillian Welch

Nov 30, 2011

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parlousperson replied to your post: I Gotta Feeling

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#parlousperson
I Gotta Feeling

Gotta = got to

got to = have to

I HAVE TO FEELING
THAT TONIGHT’S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
THAT TONIGHT’S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
THAT TONIGHT’S GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT (HAVE TO FEELING) 

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November 2011

I have been in bed for almost thirteen hours now. Yes.

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#facebook redesigns...ftw?
ugh.

yourmotherisalightbulb:

fuck communications.

I’d rather communicate with animals than the people in my speech class. Will my persuasive speech on keeping art in schools really influence them? Or will they just go home and worry about their speech on breast feeding in public (YES. SOME GIRL GAVE A SPEECH ON THAT). 
other ridiculous topics from my speech class…

cultural artifact speeches:

  • pasta
  • a “party cup” a particularly disgusting girl got while partying with marines on 4th of July
  • how the NFL “celebrated” 9/11

informative speeches: 
how to pop a wheelie on a motorbike breast feeding in public glowsticks (…okay, that one was super badass cause she handed out glowsticks)

BUT HONESTLY,
these are not the people I want to communicate with.
I want to communicate with musicians, entrepreneurs, people with real intelligence, PEOPLE IN MY INDUSTRY, etc.

so fuck this class. fuck this speech.
maybe I should just go to sleep. 

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#reformatted to look better #hi ellen
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#my face

oliviabroomin:

Kinda wanna cry right now.

Ellen and I love you and you should come to my place right now we’re gonna make you feel alright.

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#this is perfect #all of the yesses #good great

impressions i wish i could do

  • zoidberg
  • christopher walken
  • paul mccartney’s singing voice
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  • people who post funny pictures or comics and caption it with the punchline or key phrase of said picture/comic.
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Do The Panic

“Do The Panic” // Phantom Planet

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i know this one couple who are still EMO KIDS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU’RE BOTH 19.

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creepy kid i went to elementary school posts on facebook casually mentioning his ADHD

THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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