Jason Berk: singer, songwriter, and boyfriend, with a crippling fear of the unknown and an undying love for chocolate.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
apparently this is girl-oriented but i didn’t realize that until after i’d begun
What was the most exciting time in your life?
High school? Right now? Idk.
Do you have a tattoo you regret getting?
No, because I’d probably regret it if I got one.
What is something you do every day?
Every night I get in bed, read FMLs on my iPod touch, text Rachelle good night, and take a sip of water before going to sleep.
How was your prom experience?
Pretty fun. I hated the music and didn’t dance much, but I had fun with my friends and Rachelle and we all went back to Garren’s afterwards where there was a bounce house.
Have you ever slept naked?
Yeah. Not in awhile though.
What is something you recently learned about yourself?
I have a fear of the unknown.
What do you like and dislike the most about your job?
At my last job, I enjoyed the downtime and the live music. I didn’t like preparing the rotisserie chicken.
If you suddenly found yourself turned into the opposite sex, how would you spend your day?
Honestly, if it was just for a day, I’d just play with myself all day. I don’t care about learning what it’s like to be a woman at a store or a woman in a club. I’d just spend the day diddling myself.
What you your ideal date consist of?
Nice dinner, ice cream, build a fort, watch a movie, have sex in the fort, grab a snack watch some TV, more sex.
Do you ever want to go somewhere where nobody knows your name with a chance to just start fresh?
Nope.
What month and year did you start your first Tumblr?
July ‘09?
What’s something that’s on your chest?
I mole.
What hoodie did you wear last?
Currently wearing my Old Navy hoodie.
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Yeah, but Emma Watson’s not too much older, guys.
Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
Nope.
Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment?
No!
Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
Looks a little like this:
Next time you will kiss someone?
Late March?
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Bernard “Pretty” Purdie, drumming legend.
Do you want to get married?
Yes!
Where was the last place you hugged someone?
The entrance to my apartment.
Are you cheating on someone right now?
Nooooo!
Do you straighten your hair often?
Never.
Can you honestly say that at this point in time you’re happy with the way things are?
Yeah!
Someone tells you that you’re beautiful, you say?
“Thank you!” in the gayest voice imaginable.
Why aren’t you going out with the person you like?
…but…but…but I am!
Does anyone have feelings for you?
Gosh, I sure hope so!
Ever gotten yourself into a confusing situation?
Of course.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Musicianship II from 9:30-10:25, Studio Ensemble from 7-8:20.
Do you like to flirt or be flirted with?
Both? I only recently learned how to flirt, which is redundant because it’s with my long-time girlfriend.
Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I can’t say for sure.
Has anyone put their arm around you in the last five days?
Yes.
If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
“Haha, good one, doc.”
If your significant other were to ask you to marry them today, what would you say?
I just had a dream about this! Um, there’d probably be a discussion about why we would or wouldn’t want to get engaged so young, if we wanted to marry sooner or later, etc.
What can’t you wait for?
Rachelle to visit! But before that, then attending the rehearsal for the Paul McCartney MusiCares Award dinner.
If you woke up next to the last person you texted, what would your reaction be?
“Oh my GOD how did you get here?” *bighug*
Are you going to pursue a career according to what you enjoy?
Durrrrrrrr.
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
Haters gon’ hate.
When’s the last time someone of the opposite sex told you they miss you?
Like fifteen minutes ago.
Have you woke up naked next to the last person you texted?
Not woken up naked, but been naked. hehehehehehehehehehe
Do you drink bottled water?
Oh yeah. LA tap water is the worst thing.
Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
No. My roommate did, though. Pretty funny stuff.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
I think?
Do you sleep on your stomach?
Usually.
What are you currently listening to?
The TV. Comedy Central.
Are you sitting or standing?
Sitting.
How can I win your heart?
Sense of humor, good taste in music.
Who was the last person to drive you somewhere?
My dad.
Are you a mean person?
Fuck you.
Do you want to be single?
Nooooononono.
I bet your going to kiss someone tomorrow, right?
The fuck? o_O
Can you remember the last time you really liked someone?
Right now!
What do you think of friends with benefits?
Haven’t seen it yet, but I heard it was better than No Strings Attached.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I think so.
What shoes did you wear today?
My grandpa’s loafers that he never used.
Have you made peace with someone you don’t like recently?
I don’t believe so.
How often do you and your significant other argue?
Not as much as we used to. We’re past that, I think.
Why aren’t you ‘in love’ with your last ex anymore?
Because when we were ‘in love’ we were both fourteen and had just graduated middle school.
Do you smoke crack everyday?
Every other day at the most.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Try 31 months.
When was the last time you cried?
Don’t recall.
What are you thinking about right now?
Why I’m SO FUCKING TIRED OH MY GOD I went to bed at 3:40am, woke up at 8:30, went back to bed at 10:30, woke up again at 3pm, and have just been chilling since.
What colour are your eyes?
Green!
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
She is!
Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No.
Do you like when people play with your hair?
Yeah!
Are you in a complicated relationship?
Nope.
Who was the last person you said “I love you” to?
Rachelle!
Who is the last person that called you a bitch?
Probably one of my roommates. But as a joke.
Do you wish things were different with someone?
I suppose.
Is it easy to make you mad?
Only when I’m hungry. Or you’re stupid.
Have you ever had a one night stand?
No, though I used to use a shelf next to my bed as a nightstand.
Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
Yep.
Does anyone hate you?
I repeat, hers gon h8.
Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
Yes.
Is there anyone you’re holding onto even though you shouldn’t?
I don’t think so.
Do you feel like your life is at its best?
I’m at music school, have a solid relationship, I live in LA, and I have a lot of friends. So maybe.
Did your ex do anything to piss you off today?
I don’t think she’s ever done that ever.
Everyone deserves a second chance, right?
Depends.
Do you tell people when they hurt your feelings?
Sometimes. Though I’m jewish so I might just lay on passive-agressive guilt.
Is there anyone you’re losing faith in?
Yeah.
Are you lying to yourself about something?
Idk.
If you were to have a daughter right now, what would you name her?
Julia Lily
Do you follow your head or your heart?
I usually use Google Maps.
What colour eyes does the last person you kissed have?
Multicolored!
Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
Of course!
Could you forgive someone who physically hurt you?
Yeah.
Do you miss anyone?
Very much.
Do you think you’ve ruined your chances with someone?
Not that it matters now, but yes.
Ever been the only one trying to fix a relationship?
Maybe?
Would you rather be a cheater or get cheated on?
Ooooh, tough one. I’d hate to hurt someone, but I’m super-sensitive so I’d be wrecked if I was cheated on…
When was the last time you felt hopeless?
Not like “this is the end” hopeless, but I felt pretty down a bit in high school.
What was the last picture that you saved onto your computer?
Some pictures from NAMM.
Are you guilty of flirting too much?
HA. No.
Who was the last person to give you their phone number?
Freddy.
Do you answer private calls?
Usually.
Have you ever had stitches?
No.
Are you confused about something right now?
Women.
How many girls have you ever kissed?
With feeling, 3. Without, 6. So overall, 9.
Have you found your first love?
Yes.
Has someone ever emotionally damaged you?
Yeah, I’d say so.
When you’re in love, does everyone know it?
Probably. Haha.
Did your ex leave you, or did you leave him?
She left me, but because we couldn’t make the distance work.
Do you miss the last person you kissed?
Wasn’t this already a question?
What did you last print out?
A temporary parking permit.
Are you good at lying?
You tell me. ;)
Can you trust your mum?
Absolutely.
Is it easy for you to fall in love?
Yeaaaah.
Are you more serious when you argue, or sarcastic?
Serious, I think.
Anything you want to say to someone? Say it now.
Hi, I’m Jason Berk, I’m a singer and guitarist, and I’d love to be the newest member of the Columbia Records artist family!
Would you ever get lip implants?
Not unless I was in a Rolling Stones/Aerosmith biopic.
Heard a rumour about you lately?
Not that I recall.
Have you ever been betrayed?
Yep.
If you went to jail, would your mum bail you out?
Depends on the crime.
Are you more of a good girl or a naughty one?
I’m a bad bitch, baby.
Have you been kissed in the last 24 hours?
No.
Do you go to a therapist?
Not currently. I have, though.
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