Jason Berk: singer, songwriter, and boyfriend, with a crippling fear of the unknown and an undying love for chocolate.

My Face.

The Girlfriend.

Any Questions?

 

master plans

plan one:
  • continue going to the “Shitty Jobs” show at UCB
  • befriend the already friendly Ben Schwartz
  • convince him to introduce me to Zooey Deschanel
  • befriend Zooey Deschanel

plan two:

  • continue going to the “Shitty Jobs” show at UCB
  • befriend Donald Glover
  • convince him to let my roommates and I be the house band for a party thrown at Danny Pudi’s house (even though they’re friends with ?uestlove but we can ignore that).
  • befriend the cast of Community

  1. eatingismyvirtue said: do it.
  2. iplaydabass said: If you befriend the cast of Community…they could use a re-occurring band that plays at all the college events…..just think of the possibilities.
  3. guitarmanjb posted this