Jason Berk: singer, songwriter, and boyfriend, with a crippling fear of the unknown and an undying love for chocolate.

My Face.

The Girlfriend.

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My day, in slightly more detail

  • Arrived at the LA Convention Center
  • Watched Sergio Mendes perform “Fool On The Hill” way too many times
  • Eddie Izzard did a fast mic-check that was still a total thrill
  • Foo Fighters did “Jet” twice, did some weird ten-minute photo-op, then (after hacking through snippets of Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” and Rush’s “Tom Sawyer”) they did “Jet” three more times.
  • Lunch! at Starbucks.
  • Norah Jones did “Oh! Darling” with Paul’s backup band, each run-through better than the last.
  • Duane Eddy did “And I Love Her” with Paul’s backup band.
  • Norah came back in to talk to a couple people. She smiled at me and said hi.
  • The action relocated from the big stage to a smaller rotating stage, where Alison Krauss & Union Station did a beautiful rendition of “No More Lonely Nights”
  • Katy Perry kicked us out because she’s a skittish little puppy flower pansy-ass bitch and didn’t want to be watched while rehearsing. So we stood in the doorway and watched her step through a half-assed “Hey Jude”
  • I left and drove to Capitol Records, where Sir Paul was doing a live stream concert for iTunes.
  • Tried to get in, to no avail.
  • Waited over an hour by the parking lot gate, at which point his limo finally pulled out, window rolled down, and we saw him and he waved and stuck his hand out
  • and
  • i
  • touched
  • his
  • hand
  • I touched a Beatle.

  1. eatingismyvirtue said: you seem to have had an extraordinary amount of cool days in your life and so i’m extraordinarily jealous.
  2. evan-g said: awesome
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